i just gave myself a french manicure.... its very shoddy
VERY shoddy.

oh well....can only get better

did a big grocery shop....it was fun.. matt and i were giggling the whole time..

it was like we had just moved out of home and this was our first shop. all we bought was dumb stuff like snack food and frozen veges.

we are so lazy.

i just had a lovely hot hot bath.... with juniper, ginger and spearmint oil

and i feel very *sigh with large amounts of feeling better*

i wanna be a texas ranger
live a life of sex and danger
deep sea diving
sixty-nine ing

Oowy goowy custard
Green maggot pie
Four dogs gizzards
And one cats eye
10 blood sandwiches
Coated on thick
All washed down
With a cup of cold sick!

Donald duck had a F$%K
Underneath the garbage truck.
Big truck
Got stuck
Better luck
Next F%$K

I went to a chinese restraunt to get a loaf of bread I saw a man in red,
red, red and this is what he said.


"My name is Elvis presley, girls are sexy, chuck em' in the back seat
drinking pepsi, go to the movies suck some boobies. Da na na na na na
born babies!

you're the one that i love..hoo hoo hoo honey

hey do you remember that funny little ditty from back when you were little that went something like...

I went to a chinese resturant to buy a loaf of bread


can't rememebr the rest...

i have a big headache.

i think i'll go hae a nap and try to remember the ditty.

just got back from the puppy photographer..

it was soooo cool!


i am so getting an agent for the dogs.

i reckon Io is really going to be a supermodel!

the pics were amazing.

she looked so cool!

the calendar will be ready end of august!!


mmmmmm... matt is making me dinner. smells yum

can someone please PLEASE tell me the difference between a hit that the Hit counter would count and a referal that the referal thing counts?!?


why are they always different?

i don't understand


Can someone please please tell me?!?!

also, if you read my blogg, ie If you read this message...send me a note on the comment thing.

im dying of curiousity.

going to take the dogs out to be photographed.

and th final thing i have to whinge about for this evening is, just for a change, SMOKERS!

my friend Ricci, a truly gorgeous and talented and all round beautiful who i love to hang out with...has started smoking.

why? because her new b/f does.....

what would make a confident, intelligent beautiful girl take up smoking in her mid 20's in a time when almost every night there is a story about a class action against a cig. company or you hear yet another story about someone dying of a smoking related illness... blababl

HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

i don't understand.

and i am really upset about it. it's really bothering me.

what was she thinking?

and so the other night when we went to the opening of a very cute new bar in north melb. (its called Rrose - and that actually isn't a spelling mistake) and she pulled out a pouch of port royal.....and rolled a cig. WITH A FILTER!!!!! i just felt all my respect for her run screaming out the door.

the only thing working mildly in her favour to stop me harbouring an insurmountable WHATEVER for her was that at least she wasn't smoking tailored cigs.

but still.....i don't think i want to be friends with a smoker.

and the reason its stuck so much in my craw ( :P ) is that she's smoking becasue of a boy!?!?!

there can be no lamer reason. if she really cared about him she would get him to quit..... but more importantly if he really cared about her....he wouldn't suck her into his pathetic weakness.

its so typical of the behaviour of scum. ie. you're a scum-bag and for some reason a good person loves you and instead of using the love to build yourself up to a better place you drag them down to you.....its the same bullshit that wife beaters and hard-core drug addicts pull all the time both in real-life and on talk shows.... so i know its true.

if by some miracle you actually see this Ricci.

i hope it upsets you.

in fact i hope i was rude enough to you the other day.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!

i have a whinge to have.


there is this absolutely mytherfucking ridiculous ad on tv for libra tampons.

firstly...tampons are the devils feminine hygiene product. playing on the mass produced ideal on womanly... but that's another story.

so its the ad where are are 3 B-boys...breakdancing to some crappy break beat....

anyway....they're sposed to represent the three volume sizes of their tampons and the coloured wrappers!?!?!

firstly, they were b-boys not rappers....

and

secondly/... WHAT THE FUCKING BLOODY BUGGERY HAS _BOYS_ BREAKDANCING GOT TO DO WITH THE LINING OF YOUR UTERUS SLOUGHING OFF ONCE A FUCKING MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT'S WHAT!


stoopid mutherfucking ad companies.

one day there is going to be someone brave enough do show actual real blood in a tampon ad!

that will be a happy day

ok.... i'm officially over the contents of my week gone by.... if it was worth writting about i would have made more of an effort to blogg..

ok. went and got icecream and chocolate.... cept once i got home all i wanted were the HOT POCKETS we got!

HOT POCKETS

its like the funnest food i ever forgot i ate!

mostly its all due to a Buffy flashback i was having....you know where andrew is complaining to buffy and giles about howhe put a post-it note in the hot pocket box that the last one was his....

so anyway, how fucking good are hot pockets?!?

better than icecream i say.


i wonder if i can live on hot pockets and steamed greens. would that equal a balanced diet?

ok.wednesday.


Wednesday was my first day of part-time.

it rained.....a lot....so we didn't scoot into work. so i was 1/2 hour late. but no-one seemed to notice. or at least no one said anything

then at 2 i quietly packed up my things and left.

i think i'm going to love this job.

after work i went into the city to shop about.

decided i needed new cleanser.

now i've been a lancome girl since i was like 19....so that's a long time

ok can't blog..... need chocolate and icecream!!!

xxx
L

sunday lovely sunday

i like sunday.


we just back for scooting round.... went to ST kilda. its really really windy today.

i am just watching a dvd... Life, or something like it. it's a flick with angelina jolie.

it's not bad actually...

Matt thought it was going to be very chick flick -y s he's one to have a nap.

the puppies are all snuggled up...


ok. the movie is finished now.

i really liked it. it was beautiful.

so the week that was...

i reverse as usual.

lets go back to tuesday.
tuesday night.

Placebo concert.

it was at the Palace in St Kilda.

now i personally think that venue sux ASS!!

it is soooo crusty.

as you walk in the door there is this wreched stench wafting from the mens toilet.

then there is the thick cloud of cig. smoke that you can literally waft about with your arms.....

i hate people.

but aside fomr all this... the show was tops.

although we did leave before they had officially finished...i felt that we'd gotten our money's worth.

we got a parking fine....another reason why scooters are better!

I do love placebo.... they rocked it up good!

mr placebo brian is very cute.... tho he did look suspiciously like eddie munster.

went home tuesday over.