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Thursday, July 10, 2003

I'VE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS

I'VE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS


HAHHAHAHHAAA

actually i don't.... not by a long shot.... but i'm about to go into about that more debt coz

I"M GETTING A SCOOTER!!!!

LALALLAAlallallal i'm getting a scooter!!!


so its all on the go!


in other news my dog Io is in heat. so that's always fun....

its like PMS that lasts for about 2 weeks. she's moody and grumpy and just snarls and grumbles at EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

very very demanding young thing



I took my first live call today. i thin i feel better about my stoopid job now,


Mel , the girl i made friends with at work, told me that her friend worked at dirty martini and that they had a lunch special $3.50 for a baguette with whatever on it and a tea or coffee...

so we headed up there on our lunch break...

the place was FULL of suits..

we walked in and mel asked the hostess BITCH HO about the special they said that the special was just for breakfast and was a bagel?!?!

she asked f we still wanted to stay...we said that we'd give it a go...

she said.."do you have a reservation?"

we said "no"

she seated us and then snidely said "there's a $10 purchase minimum per person, can you mnage that?"

stupid cow.

we said we'd be fine.

we pondered the menus and everything sounded really yum.

we finally chose and a cute waiter took our order..... i decided that i need some gin to get me through the day and ordered a G&T.

the gin arrived fairly quickly....so i drank it...quite quickly...we chatted and were enjoying ourselves.

meanwhile 40 minutes had passed and we had to be back at work in 15 minutes...

the bitch whore hostess was ignoring us....so we got up went to the till and said that we were not going to be staying.....the cow hostess went on about how they were a resturant for BUSINESS lunches and that usually professionals weren't restricted by time...blablabla

like we were trash r something.


so we left and ended having McDonalds


Hayley made us some very lovely muffins today.

she is really such a sweetheart!


i think Sting is sexy.




Wednesday, July 09, 2003

so now its wednesday night... something i'm actually quite happy about.. coz tomorow is thursday then there's only friday before its the weekend

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

it was yet another BORING day at the ...i really can't think of a term to describe the BLA it is.

its weird coz the day goes by quite quickly.....but in my head its dragging by.

i didn't go to work yesterday.

on Monday night..... Hayley came over and we watched the last four episodes of Buffy season 7. she went home at about 12.30am then i had a shower washed y hair and got into bed by about 1.30am.

i went straight to sleep....Matt got up aparrently coz the dogs were grumbling.

Io was throwins up.

she threw up about 20 times before he woke me up coz she strted throwing up blood.

so i got up and she wasn't really getting better so i rang the Lort Smith.... and the only emergency animal hospital near us was in werribee..

so we drove down there....

it cost about a million dollars.... Io had to have an anti-spew injection.

we got home at about 5.30am. i stayed on the couch with the puppies...fell asleep watching aerobics oz style.

woke up abit later and went to bed.

it was after 9am when i woke up so i rang work and told them i wasn't coming into work.

YAY!!!!!!! no work!!!!


so then i spent the rest of the day worrying about he dogs taking htem to the vet and spending another million dollars on more injections and medications etc etc


matt had gone to work.... but when he got home we put the dogs in their boxes and did a massive clean.

had to dettol the entire house. washed everything....including the carpet.


the dogs are gettng better

oh clea als has the same virus as io....cept she has poo poo instead of vomit.

i'm so exhausted.


went to dinner with hayley tongiht.

she looked after the dogs for us today while we were at work.

she's such a sweet heart


so we had a really lovely night.



i'm so totally exhausted.



i hate working.



oh meanwhile



the flat upstairs sold on the weekend...and the big for sale sign was somehow attached to our front gate


cept it has fallen down....and some kids or whatever were just jumping on it making huge racket.


and then someone just buzzed our apartment.


the dogs were going mental.

some days it all just freaks me out.


blablablalbala


spoke to my friend beck.... she had a baby a few weeks ago.

she was just telling me stories about how its all going.


i dont know that she's making it sound oh so glamourous!



i'm watching this 'an evening with Dianna' show


its fairly bloody weird.

i'm not sure how i feel about the whole channelling of spirits thing.

but i do like to watch john edwards


its weird coz the crew and camera folk are really noisie.

the psychic is all freaky.

but i'm going to bed,


i think i'll go to work early and try to sort some stuff out.

i just sneezed al over the monitor.

whoops

Monday, July 07, 2003

ANCHOVIES ANCHOVIES YOUR SO DELICIOUS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE OF ALL THE FISHES!!!


I feel sick. i've just eaten the worst combo of food.

got home in a generally foul and exhausted mood.

couldn't be fucked cooking so made some satay mi goreng 2 minutes noodles. then i had some of those weird asian peanut whitebait snack things.... then a slice of bread with strawberry jam then a square of strawberry delight....then a piece of bread with anchovies...

and i feel gubbly in my tummy.

the dogs are all in a mood too. i think they are mad at me coz i haven't spent any quality time with them in about 5 weeks. what with all the tourists and now with working full time....

but i know what they mean.. i'd a million times over rather be at home with them than at work.

gotta go.

i'm at work and i'm so freaking unamused. so bored in fact that i've managed to destroy my very manicured nails. i've picked off most of my nail polish....

but whatever...
i really want a scooter.

grrrrr

working 9-5pm has got to be the stoopidest thing ever invented.

as soon as July is over i'm never going to work this many full days in a row AGAIN!!!!!!! well not indoors anyway

working indoors is such a loser lifestyle.

can you tell i'm not coping with the cubicle marching ants blablablabl

whatever .

so over everything



Sunday, July 06, 2003

well its sunday evening.... and although i did blog several times since thursday, for some reason they didn't post. stoopid computer.


so i guess i shall attempt to re-live those moments and give you the lo-down.

thursday was blablaba

friday was fairly blablabla too, the highlight being that i got my nails done after work. my technician is fairly hilarious.

she's young... like 19-20 ish and a bogan.

but she's a sweetheart.

had indepth discussions about emotional cheating and physical cheating..

but i'lll go into it later....

hamish just arrived so i'm gonna play computers with him.

xxx
L